As a warning to readers, I must tell you that today's column is of an indecent nature, according to one person. In my own view, it is nothing worse than you might see at any beach or swimming pool. In ...

Like many other men who grew up on the ocean, I used to suffer from a sort of Speedo-induced PTSD, dating from when I was 8 years old and a friend of my parents, a Dane, appeared one day in a Speedo ...