Let’s have a big family fight on Thanksgiving. “Please slip your shoes off at the door.” Take my shoes off? I specifically coordinated my outfit with my shoes. Just because your family takes off shoes ...

The weather outside is frightful. But not as scary, it turns out, as that exposed hole in our sock. Or our mismatched socks. Or calluses, or toenails gravely in need of a pedi. It's that time of year ...

Wrong? Listen, it’s your house—if your OCD isn’t safe there, it’s not safe anywhere. (By the way, are you sure you didn’t leave the oven on?) But the best way to avoid the looks, and the bird poo, is ...