Bigger markets have been thrown out as his destination, but this prediction is that Suarez and his 31 homers will come back to Seattle. The Mariners have more top-100 prospects than any team in baseball, according to MLB Pipeline. And they need an upgrade on Ben Williamson at third base.

The marketability of Seattle Mariners All-Star Cal Raleigh, AKA "Big Dumper," has now resulted in a partnership with Honey Bucket.