Round 14 Brisbane Lions vs. Greater Western Sydney Giants — FS2, 11 p.m. Essendon Bombers vs. Geelong Cats — FS2, 2 a.m.

Growing up glued to Gossip Girl or Drake & Josh marathons, it’s easy to assume the kids on-screen were living your dream life—designer clothes, paparazzi flashes, and paychecks that scream ...